"Help! Help! The dragon ate my baby."
"Did not."
"Did to!"
"Did Not!"
"His blanket is all stuck in your teeth."
"I ate it for the fiber. But there was no baby in it."
"Are you trying to tell me that a 7 month old baby just up and walks away?"
"Why not? And maybe if you were paying more attention to your offspring you wouldn't me missing it now."
"WHAT!?! How...OOOHHH. This Dragon ate my baby and is just trying to get away with it. We need to kill it before it eats any more defenseless babies!"
"Hey...Is any one missing a baby over here?"
"oh.....uuummm...He's mine"
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