Friday, October 12, 2012
Creative Challenge Treasure Hunt
Jamie lay on her side in her small hole and traced the edges of the ancient transportation device in the picture plastered to the wall, as if petting it. The picture was old, ancient. If not for the sealant coating it, it would have turned to dust ages ago. The colors were faded and distorted. What she thought may have been images of trees, once green and lush, were now brownish orange. The discoloration was made worse by the dim glow light she kept beside the image. At the center of the brow- orange trees was the transport sitting on top of a cliff, maybe a waterfall. Parts of the transport look broken but it may have just the paper.
It reminded her of the small toy Hill had had when they were little. She had bent one of the little triangles that stuck out from the side. He had broken all the fingers on one of her hands for that and then had thrown the toy away.
The implant in her wrist buzzed. She still wasn’t used to the sensation and her skin crawled in reaction. She shimmied forward in her hole until she could grip the wheel that closed the door. She switched off the light and pushed the door open just enough to let sound and any light, if present, in. There was no light and the only sound was the drip and soft murmur of water. She flicked the light back on as the implant buzzed impatiently at her.
“I’m coming. I’m coming,” she muttered as she pulled herself the rest of the way out of her hole and then closed and locked the hatch. The light stretched down the tunnel in both directions, illuminating the vivid colors. The once blood-red brick was now discolored by the minerals and chemicals of the water that dripped down the sides to the floor where it collected into a lazy, dirt filled stream. She would sometimes leave the hatch cracked just enough to let the gentle sounds in while she fell asleep.
The hole that she called home had once been a pipe of some kind that had emptied into the tunnel but she had sealed off one end, built in an air filter into the metal hatch, and had coated the walls with sealant and pictures. It was stuffy and damp, but it was safe, and hers.
By the time she reached the shop front to which she had been summoned her arm was going numb from the constant buzzing sensation. She flexed her hand, spreading her twisted fingers as far out as they would go and then into as tight a fist as she could get while rubbing the wrist with her other hand. She hated this store.
The whole front of the store was an upturned eye with a drop of colored water above it as if something had been dropped into the eye and then had splashed out. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER proclaimed words that shimmered across the image. An optical nano shop. One of the few still operating. Probably because the owner had enough blackmail material to destroy anyone who was even a passing threat.
Jamie stepped through the eye and looked around the oval office as the buzzing stopped. The walls were decorated by the most attractive people, past and present, and beautiful, exotic landscapes. The promise of the OptNanos. Don’t like what your spouse looks like? Change how you see her. Change what he looks like to anyone you want. Don’t like the slum you live in? Then how about living in some exotic land where the sun always shines and the earth is scattered with balls of stone. Only the image was changed. If you wanted the sounds you had to go three stores down. They still didn’t have something that could change what things felt like when you touched them and the images and sounds tended to have a bit of delay. Not a good idea if you needed to be fast on your feet.
On the far side of the office was a desk and just behind that a hall blocked by a glow bead curtain. A grey man with grey skin and grey hair and grey eyes looked up at her from behind the desk.
“You’re late. Room 3.” Even his voice seemed grey. She slipped around him and through the curtain. The rest of the shop looked sterile, clean. Like you could cut someone open and pull out all their secrets and smile all the while kind of clean.
The entire facility was automated. The room she walked into had a chair at the center with a head rest that looked like it would rip her head off to keep it in place if need be while a complex machine tapered down from the ceiling to end in a point a hands length above the head rest. Her stomach twisted into a knot as she leaned back and she jumped as the head rest clamped around her skull and flat metal tongs forced her eyes open.
Her rapid, ragged breath echoed back to her off the walls as a drop fell from the machine into her eyes blurring and then blinding her for an instant. Slowly the room came back into blurry focus only now instead of blank white the walls looked like cracked paint and Murshi was there looking at her. Drool dripped down his jaw onto his furry chest while one of his wings flicked his cigarette.
“You’re late.” Murshi’s voice had a heavy accent that just did not work with the bear’s mouth it was coming out of. Too much lip movement in the voice for a fuzzy muzzle.
“So I have been told. Will you get this thing off of me?” She pawed at the head rest, feeling vulnerable and claustrophobic. Murshi smiled; at least she thought it was supposed to be a smile.
“It improves your looks.”
“I am not here to play your games with you. Do you have something for Hill or not?” She tried to lace the threat of failing Hill into her words while glaring at Murshi’s fur covered digital projection.
He rolled his eyes and his paw waved about in front of him and the clamping force on her head relaxed until she could pull her head free.
“You are no fun and Hill is obsessed.” His paw moved again and her vision wavered as streaks of orange and black swirled and streaked across it, like the pulsating surface of the sun. It made her dizzy and sick and closing her eyes did nothing to shut off the image. The swirls and lines formed into fleeting images, people, places, some words. As the colors spun once more she leaned forward and vomited on to the floor she couldn’t see and was satisfied by a stream of curses from Murshi.
The spirals settled in to a moving image. Jamie turned her head and shifted her eyes but the image stayed the same. Stupid, she thought, she was not really seeing this. This is what someone else was seeing. It was some place outside the cities. Low buildings sit under the chemical sky. People moved about in the orange light of the sun. The target was looking at a tree-shaped sculpture and Jamie worked to fix it in her mind. She would have to find out where this sculpture was. She was surprised when one of the figures in the image walked out of view and again tried to turn her head to watch.
“Is this real time?” she asked, noting the position of the sun and the shapes of the buildings.
“Almost. There is a four-minute lag due to the upload.” Murshi wouldn’t risk recording the POV stream. Stealing what people’s POVs was a major crime. The kind that made you disappear if you were caught. So here she was, seeing what the target was seeing and noting anything and everything that could tell Hill where the target was hiding. The image started to streak and blur, returning to the pulsating swirls that made her head spin and her stomach lurch.
“That’s it. The transmitting nanos are burning out. Tell Hill my debt is paid.”
Her vision returned slowly. Her hands were outlined with fire that streaked as she moved her fingers. As soon as she could see well enough to stand she did so and moved to the door, stopping just long enough to look over her shoulder at the smoking bearadactal on the wall. “Our debts are never paid.”
Friday, October 5, 2012
Creative Treasure Hunt
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Jamie clenched her fist around the necklace so hard, the edges bit into her flesh. The pain in her hand throbbed in time with her pounding heart. Her lungs and throat burned a counter rhythm with each gasped breath. And her feet pounded out yet another beat. Heart beat and lungs inside, breath and feet out, the beats of her body pounded on as she ran.
And run she did.
She ran until the lights of the food and drink establishments flattened out into the dim lights of the commercial district and the sounds of her pursuers faded. She swerved down alleys, ducked under fences, and at last slid through a tiny window that led into a dark hole.
Her arms shook as she took slow deep breaths through her nose, fighting to keep them as quiet as possible. As her heart slowed and her breathing easied she strained her hearing into the night beyond the window. Safe in the dark she could hear some distant shouts but they were well away from her. And at last she opened her hand and held her prize up to the light that spilled sluggishly through the window.
A half formed memory of pictures in a book came back to her as she looked at the strange creature outlined in blood on the pendent. The creature’s eye gleamed back at her, seeming to glow in the darkness, as the light struck it.
She would have to replace the chain that had snapped off when she had grabbed it.and clean the blood of, maybe polish it up before she could offer it as tribute. But at least she wouldn’t go empty handed.
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Jamie eyed the crowd as it shifted, growing and shrinking, pulsating as people moved in and out of the club. The yellow lights on the brick face of the building made everyone look sickly while the bright white lights inside the door alcove washed every one out. Black and white movie characters with splashes of color merging with diseased hordes.
Jamie shut her eyes and willed away the images that thought brought to mind. Images of people rotting where they stood.
“Stop.” Her voice snapped her out of the past and she started toward the crowd. She stayed as close to the wall as she could. The doorman spotted her in the crowd and raised an eyebrow in her direction before reaching out and clearing a way for her.
There were three doors into the club, two stood open for those the doormen chose worthy while the third was firmly closed with a camera mounted above it. That door clicked open a moment after she stepped in front of it.
The corridor just beyond the door was quiet. The noise of the crowd and club sealed away by the closed door. The hall itself was dim, lit from below. The light shining up through the glass floor from small rooms,“The Collection”. A large animal on four legs with orange and black fur was next to a room with a brown pot in the center next to a room with a young woman asleep partly on her stomach and partly on her side with one arm under her head Her tattoos looked fresh and dark, swirling around her legs, up her back, down the one arm that was visible. Her black hair and pale skin gave her that same black and white illusion. It made the colors in her tattoos POP out.
Jamie moved down the hall quickly when the woman’s eyes popped up and looked up at her. She could feel her cheeks flush slightly, feeling a bit guilty for gawking at the woman.
The room at the end of the hall was simple. Four grey walls with a conference table in the center. The dim lights and dark colors made the room feel claustrophobic and far too large at the same time. She dropped the pendent on the table quickly then retreated to the doorway and stood waiting. The silver metal and orange gem seemed to glow on the table while the black leather she has used for a cord blended into the dark table.
“Her name is Sashina.” Hills voice whispered above her right ear just as his hand landed on her shoulder. She jumped and twisted so suddenly that she would have fallen over it not for his large heavy hand. He snickered as he released her and walked over to the table. The pendent looked absurdly small and cheap in his hand as he turned it over and over before turning to her and holding it out towards her. “A trinket?”
Jamie stepped up in front of him and pressed the center of the creature’s shell. Light burst out from the orange eye. Three dimensional images, streams of numbers, text files floated between them, dazzling their eyes.
“Oh.” the shocked look on his face gave way to a grin.
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Jamie looked at the painting on the wall above the couch. She was Hills’ own apartment. She was clean, clean for the first time in a long time. In contrast to the offices and Collection rooms, his apartment was full of colors and was massively cluttered. Books and papers and data units and models covered every surface. Maps and posters and blueprints were pinned and taped to all the walls. It seemed as if the area around this one painting was the only clear spot in the apartment.
“It was mother’s” He stood in the doorway looking at her, he seemed less massive and terrifying now. A totally different person almost. “At night we would sit in front of it and she would tell me stories. Stories about spaceships, other worlds; some were true, some were fake. No matter what we collected, or lost, or sold, she kept this picture.”
“I don’t remember it.”
“It was never for you. Be gone in the morning” He said dismissively before turning and leaving the room. She wrapped her arms around herself and did not look at the painting again.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Night
The soft glow of the lights added to the illusion as she shifted the markers of the enemy lines. The Lady Commander usually worked through the night, sleeping during the hottest time of the day in a wagon designed to keep the heat and bright light from her. The King had once laughingly called her his little snow flake. She had smiled and lowered her eyes demurely while her skin had flushed. The King took great pleasure in making her blush. Tem liked her like this; peaceful, intent, in her element; the soft light, the cool night breeze; her robes of office discarded for simple garments. She had let her hair down and now it hung down and over one shoulder in a loose braid. The candlelight added hints of red and gold to the brown locks as the flickered in the occational desert breeze.
Even as his eyes followed her movements, his ears were drawn away from the shuffle of papers to the sounds of the camp. The sounds were shifting from the tranquility of rest to strife. He shifted his weight so that he was closer to her.
The Lady Commander's head snapped up an instant before the flaps of the door flew open. The guard who stumbled in and fell to the ground was filthy, half covered in blood, and almost incoherent. Lord Tem caught the words "attack" and "intruders". The Lady Commander had risen to her feet and was moving around the desk to the fallen man, but was stopped when Tem grabbed her arm and dragged her out the back of her tent. He stopped long enough to assess the situation and to wrap a dark blue cloak around her, more to hide her from prying eyes than from the cool air. The fighting seemed to be concentrated in one area but he could see figures moving between the tents who did not look like his men.
"This isn't right. Tem. Wait." She pulled her arm, looking back the way they came. "The Lurmites are weeks away from us. I need..."
"To follow orders." Tem snapped. He wrapped one arm around her waist, pulling her along and keeping her on her feet across the soft sand. He could just make out the gleam of the chariot he always had waiting; armored, guarded, and provisioned. His men were dressed in dark greys and browns just as he to hide them in the night.
"Tem. That information." She tried to pull back again.
"Is not worth your life. Don't make me carry you."
"Oh for crying out loud, Tem. It's probably just raiders." He knew she was rolling her eyes, as she spoke, "And they are your orders, not mine."
He half lifted her into the chariot and noted with satisfaction that she immediately crouched down under the armored lip at the front of it.
"The last time it was raiders, you ended up with a poisoned knife in your shoulder."
"Arm. It was my arm. And I was fine." she grumbled.
"You were sick for a week. Now quiet or I'll gag you." He knew she was probably glaring at him but the dark obscured all but her profile. Her face was lit up as a tent caught fire. She was looking back past him. Her eyes were bright with wonder and a bit of longing.
"They are here for me." It was more a breath then actual words. As if her thoughts had escaped on her breath. Tem spun in the sand, drawing his sword. His men's swords already bared as they moved to engage the dark figures. Tem barely caught her as the Lady Commander sprang from her spot. He snapped her back into her spot and winced as her head connected with the metal with a clang and she curled into a ball gripping her head. He spared a second to clamp a shackle around her ankle before turning back to face the fighting only to find most of his men were down and the attackers closing in on them. He stepped back, up onto the chariot, moving to stand shoulder to shoulder with the charioteer while facing the battle. He watched as some of his best men were cut down by shadows. Shadows who were not simple raiders. He braced himself with his free hand.
"Go."
The fighting and lights fled away as the night mares dragged them into darkness. Lord Tem sheathed his sword as the light of the camp faded and settled himself into place, taking comfort in the warmth pressed into his lower legs.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Broken
Thursday, August 2, 2012
security tower 3 event notebook second excerpt
12-6am
Zombie
I totally OWN that zombie. We should totally just use bows like aaallll the time. I wonder if there are like villages out there of like the crow or the eskimos all living in peace with nature and using bows and stuff. These things are awesome. All quiet and sneaking. BOW TO ME. FOR I AM KILLS WITH BOW.
6-noon
Ok Kills with bow. You big chief. But you still need to clean the bathroom.
Just one? Were there more? Man I haven’t seen a Z-man in months. Was it all rotten and gross? I remember how about year 3 there were tons of those half rotten ones around. The smell was horrible. I still think I can smell it in my hair when I haven’t washed my hair in a couple of days.
Man. Someone needs to clean up the Z-man (awesome name. I am stealing it).
And why are all the arrows gone?
1800hours-0000hours
Reminder to all personel: Encounters with the re-animated dead must be reported using Form A-46 and the corpse must be properly disposed of by the individual responsible for the termination. And stop using this notebook for private conversations.
midnight-6am
Thank you. I think Z-man is more interesting then zombie and less thesoreathusly then “re-animated dead”.
Any one volunteering for the raiding party next week? I need some stuff. Pretty please.
One nice thing about this rain, its washing a lot of the smell away. Seriously. Some one needs to deal with that blimp. Its all puffed up. So Gross.
6am-12
Hehehe. I said I killed it with AN arrow. Never said which one. I think all but the last was defective.
Also I am signed up for the raiding party. Whatcha need? Make a list. Check it twice.
(what the hell is thesoreathusly?)
1200 hours-1800hours
I will not tell you this again. You need to clean that mess up. It’s a sanitation issue. And you need to replenish the arrows. Don’t make me write you up.
Dude. He’s right. This shit is gag worthy. Someone needs to clean that up. NOT IT.
If you see any hoodies, I need a new one. And of course will totally trade sexual favors for an whiskey or vodka or anything like that. Real. Will do ANNNYYY thing.
12-6am
Ca’pin’s log. Shtar Date 5489254556538. The cru sheme restless. The dark of night bringsh little peace to dem. Dey shcwable over de responsibilities an shnap at each other o’er shupplies. I fear der spirits ah bre’ckin.
Oh and NOT IT. And keep your sexual favors to yourself.
6-noon
What the hell is that?
I need:
Tennis shoes. Size 7. Something bright like pink or blue. NOT GREEN. Sick of the ones they issue at the supply tent. So ugly.
If you can find them. Dress shoes. Same size. Something with a slight heel. No giant bows please.
Also nail polish. You know what I like there.
Lace. Something pretty. Not black. Prefer something soft. About 2 inches wide.
1 inch wide non-roll elastic. At least 40 inches
blue satin. At least three yards.
Matching blue thread
A pair of gardening gloves. Size small. (why the hell can’t the supply keep some on hand. We need small gloves too you know. Geez)
And if you just happen to see some, flower seeds. Don’t care what kind.
And ditto. Not it.
1200-1800
6-mid
That was my Scottish captain. Have list, will raid. See you all on the return. Don’t worry captain, my captain, I will bring you a new stick to shove up your (paper torn through from heavy scribbling)
That is the worst Scottish captain I have ever read. Hmmm Come to think of it, I think that is the ONLY Scottish captain I have ever read. Hmmm Can’t think of any I have even ever heard of. They were all really American. Except that English dude.
Oh looks like someone has a hot date. Hubba Hubba. Who’s the lucky laddie?
Noon-6pm
Oh Hi Jean. Welcome to 3. Don’t worry about the net. It doesn’t keep them out anyways and just makes it hot and hard to see at night. And don’t mind Bob (the elk) he comes by every day looking for food. We found him years ago when we first set up out here and started feeding him. But we have him on a diet. Don’t worry. As long as you listen to us you’ll be fine.
And yes. I do have a date and no its not you :P
And what are you talking about? What captains? Some days I think you aren’t even human. Most days in fact.
Oh Burn. That’s harsh. You have crushed my dreams of twuw wove. As for the captains, you just won’t understand.
Wait. Bob’s on a diet? Since when? That explains why he is so hungry when he comes by on my shift.
We’re out of TP again.
Doo be doobe dooooo. Beware the penguins.
Noon-6pm
Don’t drink that coffee. It’s so old I don’t think it counts as coffee any more.
Has anyone heard anything about the raiding party? I thought it was supposed to be a quick trip.
I can’t remember where Bob came from as a name.
Piss off.
Haven’t heard anything. I am going by supply later today. Will ask.
Noon-6pm
Any news? What about the radios?
Supplies told me something is up. Supposedly there has been no radio contact.
Anyone heard anything?
A walk in the city
It’s hot as well. Hot and humid. My clothes stick to me and my face feels warm and clammy. My breath is hot on my lips as I try to keep up with my uncle. It’s like the city is moving around him instead of him moving through the city, and I have to rush to stay with him or become lost.
I watch him plunge into a crowd and dart to keep up, my eyes focused on his back. He moves around and between and past people as music from a street band plays. Crowds of people have gathered to drink and dance and talk, filling the night with a living pulsating force I can feel on my skin. I feel the urge to giggle as I weave after him, the joyous feeling of the crowd infecting me a little. When we finally break free it's like breaching the surface of water after being submerged for almost too long. For a moment I am drawing deep breaths of hot, heavy air as if I had been holding my breath.
My boot is starting to feel loose as I stride after my uncle and I glance down. The laces are showing but that doesn’t mean they are untied. He is talking about how this part of the city was absorbed from what it was originally to what it is now and I am racking my brain for something to say but there is nothing there but those damned laces. He keeps up a running monologue as we pass by numerous shops; clothing shops, shoe shops, shops for stuff I can’t identify as we rush past. The storefronts are a blur broken by the occasional restaurant, most closed at this late hour, but not all.
He is talking about when he first moved here and now I am sure my laces on that boot are untied. I know he would stop if I asked but he is in a hurry and I don’t want to slow him down.
We rush past a restaurant with outside tables and there is a couple sitting with goblets of red wine; the man is talking while the woman looks a bit bored. Neither look up at our passing.
The fast pace is just a hair from being too fast but I will keep up. I don’t want slow my uncle down. And those damned laces. Now they are completely untied and they lash forward with every step. Instead of looking at the stores we pass or the streets we cross, my attention is on the laces, on not tripping on them. And on the sidewalk we are flying over. My uncle changes direction like a line on an architectural drawing and I skrabble after. A red light stops the mad dash and I have a moment to breath and to kneel on sidewalk speckled with black spots, to tie the laces, but not enough time. The light flashes green and the race is on again over sidewalks strewn with blackened gum like a reverse image of the Milky Way. We pass a couple of women dressed up for the night and he comments that the blue dress just wasn’t working and I have to laugh. I hadn’t really noticed. He comments that it probably is a nice dress, just not on her. And what a shame that she probably paid a lot for it. And I laugh again. My salty sailor uncle in his polo shirt, his shorts, and his sandals commenting on the fashion of a clubber.
Another corner and another character. A woman in a red dress. But it’s the mickey mouse ears that both of us notice. He starts the song and I join in for the O-U-S-E. We pass two men on their way to some club or event, based on their dress. Very snazzy.
The laces are loose again. Damn it. I hope he doesn’t notice. I don’t know why but I am ashamed of how they have come untied. He is talking again and I move up closer to his side to hear what he is saying more clearly. I glance down a street and catch a glimpse of chinese lanterns, red and gold, and bright in the night for just a moment. Then we are past it. The city stretches above and around us. He is talking again but my focus is on the laces and my breathing. It’s harder to keep up with my laces untied and I am regretting saying “Let’s walk” because he won’t get home until late.
He darts down a lane saying something about a cannoli and my mind scrambles for the definition, from meat and cheese stuffed crust to sweet crunchy shell as I swerve to stay with him. He asks me if I want one and while my brain says “yes, I haven’t eaten since lunch and am starving, and I am thirsty” my voice says “no, thanks, I’m good”. I want to kick myself but the words are out and I can’t take them back. He steps into the restroom to wash his hands and I take the moment to kneel down again. This time I double knot it.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
security tower 3 event notebook excerpt
12-6am
Zombies are like magnets. Or well…maybe humans are like magnets and zombies are like those little metal bits that you move around WITH magnets. Yes that’s it. Let’s try this again.
Internet
Fresh coffee
Pizza (really miss pizza)
Steak (seriously. I think we could totally keep cows. Just need to set up the security right)
New cloths
Going into a store and just looking around at what they have instead of clearing it first and always being on guard
Talking to new people
Funny. I used to hate having to meet new people. Hated having to be judged. But now. I miss the stupid socially required “how are you today. Fine. How are you. Ok. Did you find what you were looking for.”
And shopping for shoes
Going to the beach. (we should totally set up a pool.)
I don’t like cows. They smell. I would rather have goat cheese anyways.
1800hours-0000hours
midnight-6am
You wanted things to be like they used to be? How much more normal can you get then getting reprimanded by a dickish supervisor.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Dragon's Breath
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
There is no Girlie in Science
So. Now that you are here and I have locked all the doors, we can get down to the subject at hand. Please stop screaming. The walls are sound proof and it will just give me a headache.
What is “Girlie science, sci-fi, and fantasy”?
Is it pink with sparkles? Is it ponies and princes in white armor?
Not to me. To me, it’s all Girlie. Actually its Womanly. Because I am a woman and I am claiming it ALL FOR ME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mine mine mine mine mine.
The idea of “Girlie” is purely a social one. And social ideas are constantly changing, Thank the makers of power tools.
When my mother was a girl, girls were not allowed to take shop class. Power tools were for boys only. In junior high and in high school, I took several different types of shop.
Did that make me less of a girl? We could consult a doctor, but I am pretty sure they would agree that I am still very much a girl. Further more, I feel like a girl. When I think of my self, I think of myself as a girl. I may not dress in skirts and high heels, but I am a girl and I will beat you up if you say other wise.
Science. How is it girlie? It's not. Science is as genderless as you can get. Do the protons in the atoms care if they are making something all pink and glittery? I doubt it. Although, I don’t talk to them that often, so maybe they do. What about gravity? Or how about biology? Some could say that since biology has to do with things like reproduction and the production of offspring, it is girlie. Others could say that biology is manly because it has to do with urges to fight and fuck. But I disagree with both. Because it is both and neither. In organisms that are asexual there is no boy vs. girl. Just a lot of masturbation. In duel gender spiecies, it’s a lot like love and marriage. According to that annoying song, you can’t have one without the other. No boys? No girls. So all those little babies making people yell “girlie girlie girlie” need to realize all those babies are also there because of all the “manly manly manly”. And all those fights, that raw male aggression? What and why do the boys (and girls) fight? That’s right. Sex, baby. Also food and territory and other stuff. Stuff both genders need.
So what other factors could make science girlie? The scientists? But that isn’t science, that’s social constraints. That’s the social idea that boys or girls are better suited to studying something. Now this is not always untrue. Sometimes the structure of the brain does play a part in our abilities to explore some ideas. But if we never give the other brain structures a try, we could miss something important. Like BBQ sauce and ranch on fries. Hmmmmm fries.
So what about science fiction and fantasy? We have things like *gag* Twilight, or Gor, in which men are men and women are usually tied up. Hmmmm Kinky. But is one girlie and one manly? We say yes, but why? Because Twilight is all romantic and sparkly? And because Gor has bondage and violence? Can’t a man like a little candle-light romance? I really don’t know, go ask your dad. But what about the stuff generally considered “manly”? Conan, with his big sword. Not that sword, you perv. And his scantily clad women. Why is that stuff considered in the realm of MEN. Can’t women run around with swords? Well according to Red Sonja we can. But society says that’s for men. Well, you advertising sleezes, get your hands off my sword and but on this metal thong. It's MY turn.
In the past, science fiction was the playground of men. If you read the older science fiction books, women were there generally to play the damsel in distress, the sex object, or to raise the kids while the men were off killing aliens. But time has progressed and women have been sneaking in and fighting the aliens. So what makes things girlie? Or manly? Make up? Men were the first to wear that. Clothes? Does anyone remember some of those outfits men used to sport in the Victorian age? Sex? Men and women both do that. And you should thank your parents for that. I say calling something “Girlie” or “Manly” is just another way of applying social constraints. It is said that into a closed mind, no flies will land. But neither will the light of the moon. Which is male for Tolkien and female for a number of other people.
Now as soon as you finish rolling your eyes and throwing things at me, we will deal with the issue of why men get “Manly” and women get “Girlie”. How about “Boylie” and “Womanly”? After all, we do mature faster. Thank you and Good Night.
And now for something different.
I am an equilist. I believe that we are all equal, we are equally entitled to all things science and fiction, and all the wonders between, from swords to space ships; and that we all equally have something to offer. Perhaps not the same thing. But we have something to offer. When I look at the world I look at it as an engineer, as human being, as a geek, as a daughter, a sister, a friend, and sometimes as a woman.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Albuquerque Comic Con
So Saturday, January 15, the Dragon's descended on the Albuquerque Comic Con and got trampled. But in the good way. MamaDragon, soon to be sister-in-law Dragon (Mohawk Dragon), and I went as a birthday present to me.
We wanted to be there no later the 11:00 am because that was when the Game tournaments were going to start and MohawkDragon has been getting into WH40K. We had pre-purchased the tickets online and I had picked them up the night before at the Borders pre-registration party. Not really a party. The party happened later that night at Imbibe apparently.
We did get there on time with most of our limbs and stole replacements for any we might lose later from the Starbucks staff. The Comic Con was held at the Hilton. It is not one of the super duper classy hotels here but it’s not too bad. I dropped MamaD off in her wheelchair with Mohawk Dragon and when on the eternal quest for parking. It took me a while and a drive around the block but I did manage to get epickly lucky. Thank the Boondock Saints and Rocco (my new “Thank god”) for crips. I was able to find a crip spot in front of the hotel. The real reason I drag MamaD around. I highly recommend everyone get themselves a gimp.
So, car parked, tickets in hand, and wheelchair in front, we smashed our way through the crowd. In other words we over heard some of the event workers say the line was only for people without tickets. So we scooted our way past the horribly long line (sorry people who had to stand in the line) and got our wrist bands and hand stamps and GPS government tracking implants. And off we went...
I will take a moment to mention the only two issues I had with this whole event. The parking and the lack of an event map. The parking was really really really bad. If I hadn't had MamaD with me I would have had to park blocks away after circling the parking lots in search for a non-existent parking spot. I am not sure how they could have improved it, I just know that plenty of people ended up leaving after looking at the parking. They might have been able to make things a little better by using "Lot Full" signs like I have seen at other events.
The other issue was the lack of any kind of guide to stuff. On the online itinerary it said things like Ballroom B and Panel room, only there wasn't really a Ballroom B. All the rooms had names like Colorado and Arizona. And there were no maps saying where anything was and most of the event workers we asked at various times had no idea where anything was outside of where they were stationed. They could have made that a little easier by just providing a simple black and white map with the room names and itinerary on the back, inside the bag we got at the front. I realize that at large Comic Cons this might not be possible but this was a small enough event that I think it should have been done.
So our first mission was to find the game room for Mohawk Dragon in Ballroom B. The layout of the convention center was a long straight hallway with “Ballrooms” on one side and doors leading to an outdoor patio on the other side. We navigated our way down the hall and finally went into the last room. There were comic book vendors, and one place that had an RC R2D2 (SO COOOOL. I want one), and several artists had tables set up. We had meant to go back for stuff later but forgot (we got tired). We finally located the game room and Mohawk nearly cried. Apparently there was only one WH40K game going and they were using unpainted armies and reading from a rule book. Next we located the autograph room and picked up the tickets and the pictures for Boondock Saints. The way it was set up was you had to pay for the Boondock Saints at the door and they gave you a ticket for each signature. If you wanted anyone else’s signature you could just go to their tables and pay there.
We went in and were going to try and get an autograph from Peter Mayhew but by the time we reached his table he was off for lunch. So we made our way out with me driving and Mohawk leading and headed outside so the other two could feed their habits. At this point it was time to get in line for the Star Wars Q&A with Deep Roy and Dickey Beer. Mr. Roy creeps Mohawk out for some reason, but I have to say he is really really funny and want to go out and have a Deep Roy movie marathon now. I didn't get his autograph and am kind of sad about that now. I have a video and if it is good enough I will post it on my YouTube.
After that I took MamaD in search of the restrooms which were all the way back past the registration table. As we passed the autograph room we ran into the representatives of Dr. Steel. Dr. Horrible better step up his game or Dr. Steel will get all the glory and social change. They promised me a Giant Robot for joining Dr. Steel. How could I say no? I will join anyone for a giant robot.
Then we headed back toward the panel room to get in line for the Boondock Saints. I spent last week educating MamaD on the Boondock Saints and there was no way we were going to miss them. We did manage to get there first but the organizers were a little confused on where they wanted people so we got moved around several times. I’m not criticizing them. The people working the floor really did their best to keep things running smoothly and to help people out. Not to mention they had some of the coolest costumes.
We did get in line early so while MamaD held our place Mohawk and I ran around getting some pictures and then I held our place while Mohawk took MamaD around for pictures. It seemed that Green Lantern and Rorschach were among the most popular costumes. There seemed to be a lot of Stormtroopers and Mandalorians, but that was partly because the local 501 and Mandalorian units were helping with the hosting. Thanks guys. You rock.
At last it was time for the boys. One of the things was, you could buy VIP tickets that let you get into things first. We didn't have the money so we had to wait until the VIPs had already going in. After that they had room for 13 more people from what I overheard. But one of the workers who had seen just how determined we were to see the Saints (I did not do a thing to her brain, I swear), made sure we going in and because MamaD was in a wheelchair got us in through a side door so she would be able to see. Thank you, wonderful event worker person.
It was soooooooo awesome. Rocco was there, both the boys where there. The kid from Walking Dead was there. I don't know his name and I haven't seen the Walking Dead yet, but he and Norman sold MamaD on watching it so I will get to see it finally. And the guy doing the Boondock Saints comic book was there. It was interesting to watch them interact. Sean Patrick was really energetic and definitely was the leader. Rocco was cool and just chilling. And Norman really notices people. He really seemed to look at people, and listen to them, and pay attention to them. He even called on Mohawk about her question, which was about what they learned about guns and what their favorite one to work with was. Sean Patrick's answer was that he was from Texas and the other two were tree hugging liberals. Norman said his favorite weapon he has gotten to work with was the crossbow. Definitely must do a Walking Dead marathon. Maybe next weekend with MamaD and Mohawk. Oh, and about half way through the session they were talking about a Boondocks Saint 3 and MamaD yelled out (not too loudly) "We get another shower scene. Right?" They said they would make sure there was one just for her.
At the end of the Session we all got to call Troy Duffy on Sean Patrick's phone and then they had a photo session. It took me a bit to get my courage up but I wheeled MamaD up and Mohawk took our picture with all of them. I was so excited/nervous/freaked that I was literally trembling. I still get the OH MY GOD OH MY GOD feeling just thinking about it. After the picture was taken there was no way to get MamaD in her wheel chair through the crowd so we had to go through the door that was right there by where the guys were standing. Normal opened the door and held it for us. He was sooooo nice.
The three of us had to just stand in the hall with two other girls and freak out for a few moments. One of the workers smiled at us and said something funny about us all needing to be more excited. Once we could breathe again, we headed over to the autograph room because we figured there would be a line and there was. Mohawk had time to go out and feed her habit. It was when we were in the line to get into get our autographs that Daniel Logan walked out. He joked with MamaD about ramming people and I mentioned spikes at which point he and MamaD started joking about him riding on her lap and he made a conspiratorial joke about how he and she "weren't supposed to talk about that there" in that hint hint nudge nudge tone of voice. I have to say, he really knows how to interact with people. After he left, I leaned over and whispered into MamaD's ear "You were just flirting with Baby Fett."
Once we did get in, Mohawk took over driving so I could move ahead and get the pictures signed. MamaD joked with Sean Patrick about a shower scene while he and Norman signed the image I had of them. Then we moved onto Rocco. I love Rocco. He is just sooooooo cool. When asked in the Q&A what he was doing, he said "rearranging my apartment." He was just so cool. He asked me if I wanted him to write anything from the movie and I gushed "Oh YES", he asked "what" and I told him absolutely anything. So I got "Is It Dead". So Cool So Cool. Then he asked if I wanted him to sign the back of my shirt and I dashed around the table and presented him with my back.
At this point I was feeling a bit light headed but I was determined to not leave that room until I had one other autograph.
Peter Mayhew. When we had first been in there, his table had been packed, at this point we had him all to ourselves. Most kids run to mom and dad when the monsters come for them. I didn't need mom and dad. I have Godzilla and Chewy. With Peter I was much shyer because here was someone who has been so important to me. Whenever I got picked on or got hurt or was scared, Chewy was my protector. And here he was. I was barely able to think or to speak. So I rambled a bit. I did get out that I had read about him and that he had been an engineer and asked what kind. He told me he had done machinist kinds of engineering and that his father had been a mechanical engineer. To my relief MamaD started talking to him and he talked about how he hadn't done much, just put on a suit, but how rewarding it was at the start of convention season to meet those first fans and how they remind him that it’s all worth it. And MamaD talking with him about how he had studied the movements of animals for the role of Chewy. MamaD asked him if he could stand up but he said that he had really bad arthritis in his knees and they both related on that. But he put out his hand and MamaD put her hand against his. She has large hands and his fingers were a good 2 or 3 inches larger then hers. And I noticed he had a Chewy ring on his pointer finger. We only stopped chatting with him when someone else came up to the table. I was seriously tearing up from talking to him and feeling faint from all the excitement. We started to head out and ran into Baby Fett again and MamaD and he flirted a little more.
We made it outside and sat down for a while chatting with some other people and some of the workers. We were so tired by this point we headed out for dinner without remembering that we wanted to go back into the room with all the stuff and get a bunch of it.
I really hope we get one next year.